The beautiful thing about having a blog that nobody reads, is that I can write whatever the bloody fuck I want. It's more of a personal journal. For example, this morning, I might personally detail the precise way in which I intend to murder and mutilate my dogs. I sound like a serial killer...Dexter mmm. Well, I'm not really going to hurt them. I just would PREFER to not be kept up until three in the morning from your fucking whines and then to be woken up at fucking nine am! Fuckers. I am very not happy and very very fucking tired and have NO intention of having pets at any point in the near future. Want sleep.